Dave Spence is a typical tea tard running for office this year...

He tells the constituents that he has a degree in “economic”, but forgot to mention the fact that his degree is actually in Home Economics! See? So typical. Lie, lie, deceitful, lie

From STL Today:

On his campaign website, Republican Dave Spence, the plastics guru running for governor, says he “earned a degree in Economics” from the University of Missouri.
That may be true — but it is not entirely accurate. 

According to the university, Spence’s degree is not in economics. It is in home economics. 

The school says that Spence majored in family economics and management — also called consumer economics —which earned him a Bachelor’s of Science Degree in Home Economics in 1981.

Hey Dave! Don’t piss down our backs and then tell us it’s raining!  Courtesy of White Noise Insanity


Our addition:

Despite fudging his college credentials, getting busted for DWI 3 AM in the  morning,  refusing to repay the tax payers' $40,000,000 after benefiting from it and lying about it, let's give where credit is due: Home Economist Dave Spence looks dapper in the chef's hat. Doesn't he?

We recommend that Spence drop out of the Governor's race, open a chain of restaurants after the plastic bottle business, cook really healthy food because he is a home economist so that we can loose some weight. He also needs to open day care centers across the state because of his training. We also recommend that he open training facilities to train a lot of our American women and men who are crazy about credit cards. If you embrace our recommendations you will become a billionaire. Don't waste your money because Missouri ain't gonna elect you Governor in 2012.

HOW WILL MISSOURI VOTERS TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY? YOU HAVE BECOME A HOUSEHOLD JOKE! YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS YET YOU'VE BECOME A LAUGHING STOCK!